Trail is one mile, one beer stop and one dollar.

Bring a dollar; don't bring a $20.

Hashes only in the “warm” months on the first Tuesday of the month at 7:00pm.

Trails are “A to BS to A” starting and ending at the on-after bar, with a beer stop halfway and not at the bar. There is no bag truck.

This is a “bar hash,” so kids and pets are discouraged. We say the hash's name a lot.

The circle is in the parking lot with hash beer. The circle starts when the pack gets in.

The hare is hash cash and beermeister and is expected to foot some of the cost.

There are no down-down cups: down-downs are directly out of the can.

There is no ice: cold beer just from the store is perfect temperature for an in-can down-down.

Founder’s Day exception: pool endings are encouraged to honor Founder’s Day; the hares foot the extra cost.

This “low-maintenance” hash knows only one hash song.